"For some reason, they've decided to leave me out of the worldwide
Jewish conspiracy," said Seth Nussbaum, a 34-year-old computer programmer of Southfield, MI.
"And I can't say it doesn't hurt."
While his fellow Jews are
controlling the flow of billions of dollars of international currency
and brokering multi million-dollar entertainment deals, on this quiet
night Nussbaum is making himself a frozen pizza and watching ER, far removed from any money beyond the $28,000 annual salary he receives from his job at Cyntech Industries.
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